- Ask if there will be a background check repeatedly. Getting more nervous everytime.
— littleredhoodlum - Make them think you are a secret shopper, there to evaluate them on their ability to conduct an interview.
Make them think they are doing a bad job.
You: "Hm, so were you going to ask me about my weaknesses?"
Interviewer: "uh, sure that was going to be a little later in-"
You: "Later? Oh wow... ok... " *scribbling notes*
— Ganglebot - As a teen I went to an interview at a fast food place cause my parents made me. I didn't want the job. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to work there. I leaned back, put my hands together, and said "Good question." But I didn't answer the question. I just let the awkward silence fill the air until the interviewer nervously asked the next question.
— sarcasmo_the_clown - How many sick days taken per month would you consider to be understandable.
— PrideandTentacles - Non stop eyecontact with a 10 second pause before answering each question very slowly.
— zeezeee - "come in, take a seat".
"thanks".
*leaves interview with a chair.
— Tea_For_Me_Please123 - Ask how strict the sexual harassment policy is.
— TorguesGrandma - Repeat the last word of every sentence that comes out of their mouth.
*Mouth*.
It's as annoying as it is entertaining.
*Entertaining*.
— myownman - Speaking only in metaphors and hyperbole the entire interview, but none of the metaphors make any sense.
Example: " What can you do for this company? "
*"you see, this company is like a storm, and I am the fencepost"*
— -spoon- - Give *them* a pen and tell them to sell it to *you.* Make sure to have a long list of technical-spec questions prepared.
— TheSpanishImpostion