What is the "Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken" of everything else?

1. "Your call is very important to us"
   — vensmith93


2. We are experiencing higher than normal call volume. ...You have never NOT been experiencing that. The long waits ARE your normal call volume God damnit!!
   — CakeAccomplice12


3. "sorry, this song can't be played right now" when you have perfectly fine internet connection on Spotify
   — antsyamie






4. The princess is in another castle.
   — CoolLordL21


5. Paying $100 to watch a highly anticipated boxing match through an app only for them to not have enough planning to accommodate the influx in users.
   — C_Bowick


6. Lost connection to Ubisoft servers please try again later
   — cblaze316






7. UNEXPECTED FUCKING ITEM IN THE FUCKING BAGGING AREA
   — spaghatta111


8. As a former chick fil a employee, I am ashamed to say that it wasn't always my pleasure.
   — ballen15


9. "Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"
   — manceybancey






10. "Cannot connect to Wi-Fi"
    — Pope_Landlord


11. we don't have that in stock but we can order it for you .....yeah, I can order anything I want off Amazon too pal
    — penny_can


12. "Is Pepsi OK?"
    — pelican737