- Americans eat more calories on Super Bowl Sunday than the rest of the world combined.
— WannabeProgrammer_ - If a police officer takes more than 10 minutes to approach your car you can legally drive away.
edit: well this comment blew up
— mgtow_4_ever - If the whole class skips class, no one gets detention.
— SinglJingl - There were plans to build a whole fleet of Titanics if it was able to finish its voyage.
— eeeey16 - The 'Free the Nipple' campaign was devised by men as a way of tricking women into showing their titties
— MellotronSymphony - Eliminating all fats from your diet will cause you to not only lose weight, but lose all fat.
Also, the only way you get abs is from doing a bunch of crunches.
— Neb810 - I thought males can only release sperm two times in their entire lifetime. (Because of the two balls). Man I was wrong.
— Spiderweb27 - The engineers on the Titanic all died because they were working to keep the lights on so people could escape.
— Ohshhhhmamas - You can charge your iPhone by microwaving it
— CaptStegs - Average person swallows 8 spiders a year while sleeping.
— Wafflecakeandbacon