- LPT: When I bring you the ball after you threw it, throw it again without taking it from me
— Barack-YoMama - Always growl at butt when it makes noise. Makes noise go away.
(our dog would fart then growl at her own ass)
— MauiKehaulani - LPT: Switch to the bathroom tile for your sleeping spot in the middle of the night when you get hot.
— Tmaffa - If you bark your head off at the brown truck, it will leave.
— turkeycurry - If you can't hump it or eat it, bark at it.
— FrostyFlakes35 - At dinner time, sit under the little hoomans. They drop the most food on the floor.
— Lilebi - Wait until bed time to clean your butt, everyone will love the sounds
— shaven_craven - DLPT: When your butt itches drag it across the dark carpet instead of the beige. You get in less trouble this way.
— SarahTonein - When in doubt, whip out the big sad eyes. Never underestimate the power of manipulation and never be afraid to ask for what you want.
— sdfavefav - Don't worry who's watching or where you are. Just get that leg up and lick those balls anyway.
— twobits9 - Keep nudging people and licking your lips and food will appear.
— _iPood_ - (A) Always lick yourself. It feels great and helps you stay clean.
(B) Always stick your nose in butts. Impolite to not do so.
— cdnkevin - Actually take me on long walks. Don't just let me outside to pee. We'll both be healthier and live longer.
— schodrum - LPT: no take. Only throw.
— tomjonesdrones