- I'm Asian and dumb as a bag of bricks
— VanGoesHome - Not me But my girlfriend.
We are Italian. She hates pasta and tomatoes.
Truly a disgrace.
— Kiwikeeper - I'm a very thoughtful BMW driver, and even use my blinker when I'm the only car on the road.
— Scrappy_Larue - I'm white and can handle spicy food. Chicken noodle soup and Kraft mac n cheese are pushing it but are still doable for me.
— JRemy77 - Jewish but I will never pick up a penny off the floor
— justinazran - 6'7".
No, I don't play sports. This body is just for show. There's nothing under the hood except joint and back pain.
— The_Town_of_Canada - I'm Irish and I don't drink.
— [deleted] - Former raver - never done drugs once.
And yes I do drink alcohol before some arsehole points it out. I mean *drugs* drugs.
— scribblepiss - I am very religious and don't hate science
— Mahedros - I'm German, but I hate the taste of beer. Give me rum any day of the week.
— tiwuno - Gay guy – can’t dance, can’t cook, have no fashion sense, have no female friends. If you ask me to make you over you will end up looking like Ronald McDonald on meth.
— IrianJaya - Female here. I can read a map, change a tire, change the oil in my car, and I have to squish the big scary bugs for my husband.
— Octopuswiggles - Female in a quantitative field. I stare at statistics all day.
— econhistoryrules