What's your favorite passive aggressive insult?

1. "this is probably the best you can do, so its fine"
   — Einherjarse


2. I’ve been called worse things by better people
   — iamjacksleakyfaucet


3. You're at the top of the bell curve.
   — Royal_Chiroptera






4. Just get their name wrong
   — Reverse_Waterfall


5. You're not the dumbest person on the planet, but you better hope he doesn't die.
   — 0w1


6. Visited my grandmother after not seeing her for a few months. She said "Well, you're looking prosperous." I was quite pleased with that. Then I realised I was wearing a battered old pair of shoes and my jeans had a hole in them. Realised what she really meant: fat. I had gotten fat.
   — Eoiny






7. It's nice to see people who don't care about their appearance
   — 5meterhammer


8. Hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are!
   — Vercingetorix_


9. "Oh, bless your heart" Alright gramma you wanna throw hands or what
   — 4-12-2016






10. Well, I suppose you *could* do it that way . . .
    — smokehidesstars


11. Well at least you're pretty.
    — Renmauzuo


12. When they say, "See ya later," you say "Not if I see you first." It's very subtle that they most likely won't get it.
    — WangFlexer






13. Well, you tried
    — Quadruple-down


14. You are so like your Mother.
    — EZ_does_it