- Lying about birth control.
Lying about your age if you are a minor.
Not telling me about any possible STI you may have.
— PLEASEHIREZ - Calling your wife by your ex-wife's name. Let me tell you that does not end on a happy note.
— middleagenotdead - Believing someone you don't really know or trust when they say, "I can't get pregnant."
— ezaspie03 - "oh yeah you like that?"
"uh huh"
"I'm gonna fuck you"
"Okily dokily"
— anokayapple - Breaking the condom and pretending it's still there
— GGU_Kakashi - The belly button may **look** like a good entry point.
*BUT IT ISN'T*.
— BOBULANCE - First hand experience; doing it on the beach. There is no way sand isn't gonna... it just isn't.
— NWBoomer - Joking about pregnancy. I have a now ex that texted me a picture of a positive pregnancy test at 3am. Then she got mad because I called her immediately asking about it. She got mad because I needed to chill and it was just a joke.
Edit: I didn't freak out. We were 18/19 at the time so I just asked if she had told her parents and how she was feeling.
— Smump - Blowing forcefully into orifice.
— dlicky123 - Talking about past hookups with previous partners DURING sex. Like "Oh hey, this reminds me of this one time where-" NO STOP I DON'T NEED TO KNOW
— gortonanonymous - Compare her to her mom.
— doc_moses