- "My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. You on the other hand, well, you’re a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone, and you will never EVER be on that billboard." - Dennis Reynolds ladies and gentlemen
— AlwaysunnyNsocal - Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster
— AgentWhiskey - Mr. Fred Rodgers.
No one said it had to be a fictional character.
He was, without a doubt, good.
— clawclawbite - Randy Marsh
— AChase97