- A child
— alextbrown4 - Any thing that can lead to a PornHub plot.
— shivamchatak - As my super Christian sister's wedding present, my brother gave them a box with about 100 condoms in it. Caused quite a stir
— tonyaustin6 - An engagement ring.
— SarahTonein - Surprise wake up sex.
— no_pizza_4_u - Vibrators because you are so enlightened and you want the poor repressed women in your family to experience orgasms.
Looking at you, Jason.
— effieokay - Lingerie.
— CurrentlyNude - A dildo
— Barack-YoMama - An erection
— Sparkyfrosh