- If you can't think of a good comment, just make a shitty meta reference
— Barack-YoMama - Don't try to change reddit or make it "better".
If you ask sex questions reddit will reveal that it has fucked your mother.
If you have not been banned from a subreddit you are not doing it right.
— mrhymer - When commenting on a pic, always point out something obscure in the background of the photo. Reddit loves that.
— nihaonan - For gods sake don't hint that you might have an IQ above 101
— mr_droopy_butthole - Upvote the post you're responding to so your comment has a better chance of being seen
— VictorBlimpmuscle - Scream like an ape when you see a repost and then shit your pants.
Other redditors will follow suit.
— TJBrady182 - Read "What's your unpopular opinion?" as "What's your unpopular opinion so I can downvote you?", and respond with a widely accepted opinion for karma.
— Wafflecakeandbacon - Keep your politics to political subreddits
— CygnusX-1001001 - OP never returns to report on what was in the safe.
— nightintheslammer - Don't disagree with the hive mind.
— tcw1