If English surnames were created using today's professions (e.g. Smith, Taylor, Fisher) what would be some popular/interesting names?

1. Barista?
   — Djason_Unchaind


2. Helpdesk Retaylor
   — thermobollocks


3. "I can't remember his last name. It was Mr.....Mr...ugh, it had to do something with space." "Mr. Astronaut?" "No, he was Russian." "Oh, Mr. Cosmonaut." "That's it."
   — inksmudgedhands






4. David Bornrich.
   — Nevermind04


5. Camgirl.
   — WeAreAllPolicemen


6. My sister's boyfriend would be called "Maximillian Welder". Cool name.
   — MMMLG






7. McDonald.
   — coupland


8. "Dev" for developer already sounds like a good family name. I could imagine there being a "John Dev" out there.
   — elyisgreat


9. Coder, Dealer, Clerk
   — DemonDuJour






10. Well, given it's the most popular profession in almost every US state...some variation of driver (truck, cab, etc.) John Cabbie, Johnny Bigrig, Jonathan Uber...hmm
    — Scrumurgy


11. My last name is Cummings so I know how my ancestor got his name.
    — The_Crystal_Gem