- What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
— SevereHyperbole - Got this one on tinder... 'Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.'
— Elizabeth_Balfour -
Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years. :[
— BlackRovo - So... You wanna be more than just cousins?
— SaladForce - Is your dad in jail? Cause if I was your dad I'd be in jail.
— pie_float - If you were a cheeto, you'd be a hot cheeto
— eZico - That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be coming too.
Or
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
— Abadatha - Is heaven missing an angel?
‘Cuz it looks like you ate one.
— LucasBazookas - Hey, I think you dropped something...your standards. Wanna fuck?
— NamelessAce - Are you a school? Because I wanna shoot kids inside you.
— rostabul - You'll do.
— OmarGuard - Do you like water? Then you gonna like 70% of me
I used it once and it worked once, so 100% success rate ladies and gents
— dum_BEST - "Are you Harambe? 'Cause I'd like to drop a baby in your enclosure."
— fofofufufu - Real response:
Friend: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Her: Did you just call me Satan?
— FreakishViper