You are opening a history-themed 24 hour diner. What are some of your punny specials?

1. A Caesar salad, but served with 23 knives.
   — Paranoidas


2. Reuben Missile Crisis
   — VictorBlimpmuscle


3. Luft-waffles
   — DonJawnson






4. Genghis **Flan**
   — be_my_plaything


5. Gettysburger
   — wounderflounder


6. I think it would be a 24-hour bar more than a diner: *Donner Party Platter - Serves 48!* *Soft Pretzelvania* *Trail of Beers - Beer Sampler*
   — symbiosa






7. Raspoutine
   — Maderone


8. The boston long island iced tea party
   — PM_ME_UR_STONED_FACE


9. The Sun Never Sets, English breakfast --- $8 A full English breakfast including bacon, sausage and sunny side up eggs. Served all day. The Holy Roman Empanada -- $10 Beef, pork, almonds, we have all kinds of fillings for these delectable free city treats! (Catholics only) Battle of the bulge -- $12 A battle of a burger with four patties, two slices of black Forest ham, grilled onions, kraut and a beer cheese sauce. Let them eat, Cake. ---- $20 An (admittedly small) slice of French vanilla cake.
   — Etlas






10. Um, yeah, the menu says you serve breakfast any time? Yeah. I'll have pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment.
    — AgentAlonzoMosely


11. Landing on the [moonpie](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Moon-Pie-Single.jpg). Also, Fake landing on the moonpie (sugar free)
    — JimGerm


12. George Washington Carving station
    — Pm_meyourfunbagz






13. Eggs Benedict Arnold
    — Doctor-Van-Nostrand


14. The Spinach Inquisition A spinach Artichoke dip appitizer.
    — metalflygon08


15. *Caesar at the Rubicobb* - caesar salad and a cobb salad *Benito Tortellini* - Tortellini pasta that will always get to you on time *Joan of Dark-meat* - Chicken thighs and legs roasted to perfection for never losing faith *Agincorn* - Just corn on the cob. Don't let it fall in the mud. And for dessert: *The Axis of Ice Cream* - a delectible trio of Häagen-Dazs, Gelato and Mochi ice cream
    — ceristo