Those who are in committed relationships, what is the stupidest reason you've gotten into a fight with your SO?

She farted mid-coitus in a rapid fire, hilarious symphony of joyous machine-gunning. This did not cause the fight. Me calling her Rambo for 2 weeks caused the fight.
— hosstradamus

If you live with your SO, you end up bickering over the DUMBEST things. Like paper towels, the pronunciation of GIF, who emptied the ice tray and forgot to fill it...
— LadyMelonLord

I joked one time that I wanted a pet snake, my lady at the time said I wasn't "allowed" one. I said since I'm the one working and bringing in the money I can buy whatever the fuck I want. She said I wasn't "allowed" a snake. We had a massive fight about it. So I went out and bought a snake. I fucking hate snakes. She ended up falling in love with it and spending more time fussing over it than I did. I even let her keep him after we broke up.
— CandidIndividual

I accused my wife of being ruthless while we were playing monopoly. That’s basically the point of the game so in hindsight, I really had no right to get angry. But I did, and we ended up stopping the game and haven’t played monopoly since. That was 2005. We do joke about that incident now though.
— kandiafme

got into a fight over where I should be allowed to put my wallet/keys after getting home from work. my SO bought a basket and wanted me to keep my stuff in there, and the basket in turn would be kept on a shelf in the kitchen. I insisted on continuing to keep them out on the island, because while it makes the kitchen look cluttered, if I don't physically see them as I'm leaving the house, I will absolutely, 100% forget to grab them and end up locking myself out someday. words were said. at one point one of us stomped on the basket and crushed it out of existence. eventually we compromised on getting a glass bowl to keep out on the counter, that I'd keep my wallet/keys in after getting home from work.
— Hrekires

The size of the moon. My wife commented on how large the moon looked at moon-rise. I informed her that the moon is actually the same size all night long and what she was experiencing a well known illusion that makes the moon look larger when it's near the horizon. We then had a long argument over the semantics of "appears larger" vs "looks larger" vs "is larger". That was about 10 years ago and we still joke about it.
— V1per41

How to put sheets on the bed. She’s very... particular about how she wants the top sheet tucked, folded, etc. She spends an eternity getting it just right, and I just want to be done with the chore and get back to doing fun things. I mean Jesusfuckingchrist we’re just going to get in there and mess up all the tucks and folds in a couple of hours, damn. Anyway, I’ve been relegated to pillowcase duty.
— chaosburgor

Toilet paper roll hanging etiquette. Of course. She relented when someone posted the "official patent design" showing the roll hanging the correct way.
— Allcyon

Not me, but a couple on the next table in a restaurant who decided to have a major whisper argument which included aggressive finger pointing, exaggerated eye rolling, and considerable mouth gaping while spreading their arms to unnecessary widths. She really really really hated the way he took of his socks. They had a no shoe policy at home which makes total sense so no issues there. However, he would then go upstairs and instead of bending over to remove each sock he would slide his feet back in a similar fashion to doing a moonwalk or a bull sliding its hoof back before charging whereby the sock would slide off. He would then either kick them up into the air or then bend down and pick them up. This drove her fucking nuts! There were many other moronic things they were arguing about, but this was the key issue. This lasted for over 20 minutes. They didn't seem to appreciate my constant smiling and laughing. I was by myself so they were my entertainment. The wait staff didn't know what to do with them.
— darybrain

I can't leave ANY snacks that I want for myself in the house apparently. He even eats things that he doesn't really care for just cause there's nothing else and he has the munchies. Despite the countless times I tell him **not** to eat my treats he still does it. It drives me bonkers!
— Brooklyn-Beatdwn

Any time we're getting red in the face angry but we're on the same page. There has been a few times where we've stopped and said "okay wait... I feel like we need to do this" and the other will say back "WTF? I feel the same way! I though you disagreed!" We communicate very differently and need to stop and clarify sometimes.
— donutshopsss

Early in our relationship, she put soy sauce directly on the sushi we bought, rather than on the side. I very nearly bailed on the relationship because of it. We've been married 8 years. We still talk about the sushi incident.
— fmoss

we were watching the jersey shore and he said that Ronnie wasn't cheating on Sammy because all he did was motorboat a fat girl. He doesn't even like Jersey Shore, he is just forced to watch it because I am re-watching them all in preparation for their reunion season. AND he didn't really fight, I did because I am crazy I guess.
— titlewhore

Last night my wife and I argued for ~20 minutes over where a white washcloth came from and why it was in the washer - I'd say that.
— schu2470

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