What is the most brutal thing a child has said to you?

1. “Daddy when we hit the waves your boobies bounce”
   — insertcoolusername69


2. My kid asked me why I have witch hands (bony with long fingers) and whether she would get them when she got old. She cried when I said yes.
   — IntrudingAlligator


3. Back when I taught Martial arts, one of my students asked me why I cut my hair. I told him “I thought my old one was ugly so I wanted one that would make me look more handsome.” His response? “Oh. You’re still not handsome.” It gave me a good laugh. I mean it completely crushed me inside but when you have a class of students and parents with all eyes on you, you can’t let anyone know.
   — Storque






4. “daddy, mommy is too pretty for you and i love her more than you.” i mean, she’s right, but still. little shit. 3 year olds, man.
   — supermr34


5. I was co-teaching some classes and this little girl hugged my leg and said, "miss Ashley, I love you. But miss Lisa is so much prettier. Your husband should marry her."
   — Ashleysmashley42


6. I asked the kid of a Spanish family I was living with a question, and he responded: "I didn't understand, and please, don't repeat."
   — funpowder_plot






7. "You always say you're going to do things, but you don't."
   — awkwoman


8. This wasn't brutal in a mean way; more like a heart wrenching way. There's 13 years difference between me and my youngest brother. I was 17 and looking at going off to college, so he would have been 4. I was driving him to his speech therapy one day for my mom when he starts crying. So I asked him what's wrong. He said it's because I was "leaving forever". I assured him it wasn't forever and that I would visit plenty. He sobs, and in the most pitiful voice ever asks me, "Why are you tearing my heart out?" EDIT: For the few people that asked, I'm 31 now so this was about 14 years ago. He is just finishing up his first year at community college funnily enough.
   — waterboysh


9. "You sound like a donut." I don't even know what that means.
   — Byizo






10. Brutal but in a good way. When I was sick I did some volunteering with my old elementary school. I had stage 4 lymphoma and was doing treatment, so the teacher kindly mentioned to the kids. One little girl comes up to me and grabs my hand. I ask her what's wrong and she asks me "but there's a stage 5 right?". It was one of the moments that really made my click that it was pretty serious what I had. Kids have a "no filter" type comments that can really hit home...
    — CancersaurusRexx


11. “You don’t have a girlfriend?” “No, not yet.” “Oh. Makes sense” Never been so emotionally damaged before.
    — sakhewaet


12. My 6 year old just brought us a letter written in crayon. It says “I ❤️ U daddy mommy” but daddy is crossed out. She turned to her daddy and said “I don’t love you daddy”
    — mrsdestronx






13. “Why do you have holes in your face?” I have acne scars..
    — Treeeefalling


14. I was leaning back relaxing in a really unflattering way on the couch because I was sort of sick and my god daughter looks at me and goes, "Frostysbox, when did you get so big and not pretty?"
    — frostysbox


15. "why do I have 2 daddy's?" I had to ask her mother the same thing.... Spoiler Alert: Divorced EDIT for context: It sucked, but I am grown and everything will always pass.
    — clem82