If you got laid off at work today, what is your B-plan?

1. Probably cry a little. Play some video games. Eat some terrible food. Then start the grind of applying for a new job.
   — Senatorweims16


2. Hit the pavement, apply for new jobs, send out resumes.
   — phuckinshite


3. Why? What have you heard? Am I getting fired??
   — SirLenzalot






4. Go on linked-in, flip the flag for recruiters to see me and have a new gig lined up before Friday afternoon
   — istlion


5. I’m trying to find the courage to quit anyway.
   — slushiesandmurder


6. Kill myself in the office
   — SuperDuperCunt






7. Take 6 months off and travel the world
   — liberte_


8. I'm 35, and I've been working nonstop since I was 16. haven't had a single period of unemployment longer than a week. I'd probably take a few weeks to just sleep and relax and recharge, then dust off my resume, update my Linkedin account, and start job hunting.
   — Hrekires


9. With this dad bod? Hooking!
   — Sutcliffe






10. I work in the guvment so I'd probably sit on my ass for a while and decompress, then buy a food truck. Serve French food. I'm gonna call it Escartoogo
    — Tablemonster


11. I work in HVAC. I would most likely go down to the supply shop, get a few numbers from the plethora of help wanted ads and start a new job in about 3 days.
    — Mercy_X


12. 1. Win the lottery 2. Invest in time travel 3. Find a list of all lotto numbers since I was born 4. Travel back to 1756 5. Realize I'm in the wrong century and that my time machine only works one way 6. ??? 7. Profit
    — donfelicedon2