Woke up today with $10 million available to you. Whats your next move?

1. Probably go to work because I don’t check my bank account every morning and wouldn’t realize for a few days.
   — enginr19


2. Tell no one.
   — Phooey-Kablooey


3. Set aside a few thousand to go wild for a weekend, then get a financial advisor, a fancy robe, a cigar and a glass of scotch and start investing
   — whenthethingscollide






4. Go back to sleep Edit: Woke up and gained 2k karma, I guess this is always a good plan.
   — hakuthehedgehog


5. Call work tell them I quit. Go back to sleep.
   — NippleBuddy


6. "One art please"
   — Dr_Anch






7. I'd probably go on reddit and make an AskReddit on what people did when they won a large sum of money.
   — ictoa88


8. Put it in low risk passive income earning financial products. I can comfortably live on the interests/yields off 10M.
   — jorsiem


9. Google '10 million dollars stolen from bank' https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLwstA_CknSESfr8FT-lCTSRY41OaJ1hqPPPTd9tb6w-Z-9kKQqF1r_rJkjg
   — longtimelurkerfirs