What kind of drunk person are you?

1. I become very social and get crazy ideas. Once I persuaded some of my also drunk friends to take the last train to another country. It's quite weird to become sober and realize you are somehow in the capital of Switzerland.
   — Aulus_X


2. When I am drunk I turn into a normal person.
   — fleischsackmarodeur


3. 8PM: Time to start drinking. 9PM: Getting buzzed, having fun. 10PM: This is great, my social anxiety and other inhabitions are suppressed and I'm actually having a good time being out in public with everyone. 11PM: Alright, I'm done. 12PM: I want to go. 1AM: I want to go. 2AM: Thank god the bar is closing. 3AM: Yes, my bed.
   — Thexer0






4. the kind that boasts about knowing his limits but wakes up in a hedge the next morning
   — masterpharos


5. Social drunk rapidly followed by aggressive drunk if challenged.
   — DuckFacedMonkey


6. Happy drunk. Completely opposite of how I am sober. It's annoying.
   — Avenger772






7. Horny. Real real horny. I don't keep alcohol in the house often anymore because of it. Too many close calls.
   — saveoursons


8. Really happy, I love everyone, I get along even with my worst enemies. Pretty touchy but not in a sexual way (I want hugs/cuddles but not really to make out/have sex, probably less than sober). I give people encouraging advice and try to solve their problems. I quit drinking two years ago, but looking back... the fact I am a happy drunk kind of makes me feel good about myself. Now I just work on being a happy sober person.
   — NawakiS


9. I'm a thinker, a very pointless thinker. So when I'm drunk that mindset starts to become more and more evident. *Isn't it crazy how an even number + even number will always equal an even number, but odd number + odd number also equals an even number?* *Speaking of numbers, why is 10 the start of double digits? Who decided that? It's such an arbitrary number. There's nothing universally special about the number 10.* *Doesn't it frustrate you how you can't imagine a color you've never seen before because your brain is physically incapable of it?* ^ Basically that for 2 hours. Very annoying.
   — Destanio9357






10. It tends to just exaggerate whatever emotion I'm feeling in the first place. So the other night that wound up with me sexting a consultant at a competing firm all night. Interested to see how that one plays out.
    — itsdabear


11. The depressed kind So no change
    — YummyGummyDrops


12. I talk a lot, buy beer for everyone, and dance. I only dance when I'm drunk.
    — cold-burger