- Reload after three shots in a thirty round magazine.
— badjuju420420 - Jump constantly while walking somewhere.
— peristalsisPazudora - Murder people
— Chandysauce - Run. Everywhere.
— BrusingFawn996 - Talk to everyone in the hopes they have something for me to do.
— BEEFTANK_Jr - Jump. It's in so many video games, but really when was the last time you just jumped in real life?
— SquareinaBox - Carefully plan my economic future
— ABeesKneeds - Talk to strangers or enter their homes.
— Renmauzuo - Get the girl
— warmDecember - Talk to people and complete goals
— Zylexian - jumping off a cliff to see if I can die here.
— Gian_Key - *Playing game as normal*.
*Pedestrian veers their vehicle into mine for no apparent reason*.
*Gets out of car and drags pedestrian from theirs*.
*Proceeds to violently beat them to death in the middle of the street*.
*Police come and I murder them for interferring*.
*Other pedestrians are screaming and running away*.
*I'm now too irrtated to let them live, begin city-wide genocide*.
— AdviceWithSalt