People of Reddit, what has somebody said to insult you, but you've taken as a compliment?

1. "I don't know how someone so dumb has made it this far."
   — ateam1026


2. "You're not as cool as everyone thinks you are"
   — Rndomguytf


3. "You really just don't give a fuck do you?"
   — Fouhr






4. "you look like a lawyer". I mean, people hate on lawyers every now and then, but they're usually well-clad at least.
   — KiraWantsQuietLife


5. "Go fuck yourself" Cheers bro, could do with a wank. Bit stressed right now.
   — dafuq453


6. Arsehole manager after I wouldn't agree to do him a favour to cover his fuckup. "You and I are very different people". Me: "Thank you, could you please put that on my file?"
   — HopCrazedPollux






7. "Your shoes are bigger than clown shoes" "Your shoes could double as life rafts." Yes.
   — headless_gardener


8. When I was a teenager "you're so weird" was a compliment because I didn't want to be like the normies, or something like that.
   — Ua_Tsaug


9. I had curly hair in high school and I'd started to dye it red. I accidentally bumped into, looked at, or breathed too close to some asshole thug boy who yelled, 'FUCKIN MISS FRIZZLE LOOKIN BITCH!!' Miss Frizzle is awesome, I owned that shit.
   — SoldMySoulForHairDye






10. "You could make an argument for a pile of shit and make it sound good"
    — Underlipetx


11. Comments about my skin color. I've been called: -Ghost -Vampire (before they were cool, it was intended as an insult) -Creepy -Sick -Transparent I just remember that lots of people, entire large countries of people, think that my skin tone is very pretty.
    — prolixdreams