We have taught apes sign language, but no ape has ever asked a question. What would be the creepiest question they could ask?

1. "Why am I different?"
   — InfaredRidingHood


2. "When will your masters return?"
   — 64vintage


3. Ape: "Do you know?" Me: "Do I know what?" Ape: "Nevermind then." followed by aping around.
   — frerky5






4. A parrot once asked a question. He asked what color he was. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_(parrot)
   — Azozel


5. "Am I going to die?"
   — SirVanhan


6. "Where have the stars gone?"
   — black_fire