Reddit becomes a nation. What are some questions on its citizenship test?

1. How likely are you to conform to the collective opinions of others?
   — styalrt


2. "The sky is blue" "airplanes fly" "dogs are mammals" Craft an argument against each these points using no less than 1200 words. Also please do not source any argument.
   — ceristo


3. You find a hidden safe inside your house. Do you post about this before or after it's been unsealed?
   — greyhound1211






4. Do you know what a potato is?
   — Schmabadoop


5. Do you know the difference between a grilled cheese and a melt?
   — PM_ME_YOUR_HEIGHTS


6. "You like that, you fucking retard?"
   — lookbehindthefacade






7. What's the TL:DR? How quickly can you get to a pitchfork if necessary?
   — Blind_Allegiance


8. You see something funny, and original. What do you do with it?
   — namakius