Scum of reddit, what small thing do you do to make society that little bit worse?

1. I give people who don't like me good advice so they won't take it.
   — prettydirtmurder


2. I work at timmies and when people who get bagels are jerks I don’t cut their bagels all the way through. It’s not that big a thing but I know it’d ruin my whole bagel experience
   — OnMelancholyDare


3. I offer my seat on public transport to middle aged people to make them feel old.
   — MrKleft






4. I hold the door open for people that are too far away.
   — noodlesandbeef


5. At house parties I help clean up afterwards but secretly hide a TV remote in a very obscure place. Potted plants are my favorite.
   — Bojax22


6. My local traffic light is set to go red when it sees someone doing 60kmh or above. So when someone is tailgating me I make sure I keep at 58 and punch it a few meters before, so that the asshole has to stop at the red light.
   — Krushka






7. I tell little kids that Santa is real and will bring them anything they want as long as they ask their parents for it enough times.
   — inkseep1


8. I copy things from Reddit to my Facebook so my friends and family think I'm clever.
   — HardGayMan


9. I donate $2.01 every week to St Jude's. Works out to $104.52 and I get to write it off of my taxes as $105.. Getting the government for .48¢
   — amikingtutorwhat