Online gamers of reddit, what was the funniest insult you ever received?

1. "Suck my recently dropped nuts" kid was gifted.
   — 881001


2. Was an mmo he sent in the mail saying "you suck" with a bag of salt attached to it from crafting materials
   — caged345


3. "You mad round eye?" followed by "Korea numba one!" Got to say, I have never been insulted for my eye shape before.
   — Tyroar






4. "People like talking to you at parties because the music drowns out your personality."
   — Megavore97


5. "This annie has the map awareness of Christopher Columbus"
   — rymaster101


6. Had someone call me "an antisemitic piece of shit" just out of the blue... Which to their credit really threw me off as it forced me to rewind mentally and try to reevaluate all of what i had said previously.
   — Ghostbuster_119






7. This wasn't in a game, but it's game-related. A few years ago I was working the petrol station kiosk at the store I work at, some kids (probably 9-12?) were having a bit of a tiff with my colleague because they were fucking around in the car wash. He shoos them away and then comes back into the kiosk and says that as these kids ran away one of them shouted, "Find me on Minecraft, I'll fight you". The bloke is in his 30s, so it meant nothing to him, but I was keeled over laughing.
   — TheSeaOfThySoul


8. You aim like Michael J Fox on a rollercoaster.
   — chadiusmaximus


9. Other guy: STOP STEALING MY KILLS YOU FAT AMERICAN CUNT ILL SHOVE A CHEESEBURGER UP YOUR DICKHOLE Me: Actually I'm canadian Other guy: Oh shit me too, do you watch hockey?
   — MrBusinessCat






10. "You sound like you eat cigarettes"
    — SoldMyMom4Kfc


11. Someone called me a farmer and that they would steal my turnips because I said I was from Georgia
    — BillNyeTheSavage_Guy


12. "You sound like an old man. This what you do now you retired?" Later - "The fuck out of here with your dad-sounding ass"
    — BeerSteak






13. That someone hopes I get herpes from sitting on a toilet seat, because he was sure I would never get the opportunity to get it from having sex. I laughed for several minutes.
    — Harkonen_Cannon


14. Playing ESO Me showing off a personality emote unlocked through an achievement Guildmate: I see you finally got a personality
    — LogicalGoat


15. "i bet you look like you were drawn with my left hand"
    — ScottyyB






16. This wasn't mine, but it was hilarious: [LoadingReadyRun playing Magic online](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/129178547) After a few minutes of enraged keysmashing - "i hope you fall off a cliff" "Our city is at sea level" "i hope yuo fall off a sea cliff"
    — JRandomHacker172342