- "I want to see your shit on my dick" gay dude said that to me. I'd like to think if I was gay id be as repulsed as I was as a straight guy hearing it. Super not cool
— plcwork - "Human eyes can't see above 24 fps."
— Ikkkou - "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
— hobagel - "I have two kids. I am looking for a man to take care of them and if you aren't down with that fuck off"
You know our age bracket is 20-24?
— Verocity8 - "I need healing."
— ElNutimo - "We don't need to use a condom. I can't get pregnant, thanks to the gonorrhea."
— captainmagictrousers - Actually slept with a girl who, right before we had sex, said “I hope you don’t mind scars.” I can’t imagine the look of terror that must have been on my face. Turns out, she had recently had a breast reduction and was referring to her still-healing wounds, not scars that I was going to end up with.
— swim-bike-run - "I want you to have my babies" or anything else about kids or pregnancy.
— -Zosia- - Diarrhea makes a great lubricant.
— MikeONegative - "It's sodium chloride"
— StormTrooper_18G8 - "Bazinga!"
— danjc93 - "You Like That, You Fucking Retard?"
— Levitz