What phrase would be an instant turn off?

1. "I want to see your shit on my dick" gay dude said that to me. I'd like to think if I was gay id be as repulsed as I was as a straight guy hearing it. Super not cool
   — plcwork


2. "Human eyes can't see above 24 fps."
   — Ikkkou


3. "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
   — hobagel






4. "I have two kids. I am looking for a man to take care of them and if you aren't down with that fuck off" You know our age bracket is 20-24?
   — Verocity8


5. "I need healing."
   — ElNutimo


6. "We don't need to use a condom. I can't get pregnant, thanks to the gonorrhea."
   — captainmagictrousers






7. Actually slept with a girl who, right before we had sex, said “I hope you don’t mind scars.” I can’t imagine the look of terror that must have been on my face. Turns out, she had recently had a breast reduction and was referring to her still-healing wounds, not scars that I was going to end up with.
   — swim-bike-run


8. "I want you to have my babies" or anything else about kids or pregnancy.
   — -Zosia-


9. Diarrhea makes a great lubricant.
   — MikeONegative






10. "It's sodium chloride"
    — StormTrooper_18G8


11. "Bazinga!"
    — danjc93


12. "You Like That, You Fucking Retard?"
    — Levitz