[NSFW] What is the worst mistake you made while you were horny?

1. When I was 13 I used toothpaste as lube, it started out with a nice warm tingle but soon evolved into the worst cock burning I've ever experienced.
   — johnnylovesbjs


2. Driving around with girlfriend. She told me to pull over somewhere. We found a nice long dirt road that we thought no one would drive by. Turns out we were on private property and the owner of the land pulled up in a truck and caught us and said he was gonna report us after screaming at us. Luckily nothing happened afterwards
   — TubeBoy


3. Accidentally sent a dick pic to my sister instead of girlfriend.
   — KabibblesX






4. I know this story from my mom, but my uncle had to go to the ER room because he got his dick stuck in his vacuum cleaner tube. His excuse was that he was vacuuming the carpet naked and it somehow sucked his dick stuck. He was 30 at the time.
   — Underplayed-Cliche


5. Banged a stalker who was finally starting to let up. It made things a lot worse.
   — heyimjason


6. Well, making no obstacle of not having a condom.
   — Hybe529






7. Wasted precious hours edging instead of cumming and getting on with my day.
   — parmesan_sean


8. I had a girl that liked me, and I didn't like her. She was very nice, but just not my type. One night we were at a party and we hooked up. I was drunk. And horny. Not in that order. After that she turned very stalkerish. It ended up being a rough few months until she moved on. Worse yet, on the way to the party I promised myself that nothing would happen but sometimes the little brain gets the veto.
   — jayheadspace


9. I had sex with an Asian massage parlor girl without a condom and finished inside her. That was around six years ago and sometimes late at night when I can't sleep I wonder if I have a kid that I don't know about.
   — Kook_of_uke






10. My mom almost caught me banging my girlfriend over my grandpas (mydadsdad) pool table. No way she wasn't suspicious
    — Smackstainz


11. Ran out of lotion one day. I refused to beat it dry so I jerked it with shampoo. Didn't wash it off. I thought my cock was going to fall off.
    — Town_Pervert


12. Drove 150 miles thinking I was getting a sure thing. But I've also driven 200 miles for a maybe that paid off. I'll gamble every time.
    — Expert__Witness