- There’s a group of brothers at the school where I teach named Wisdom, Knowledge, and Infinite.
They possess none of those qualities.
— PopeliusJones - Wife is a L&D nurse, and I wish this were a joke, but there was a mother who birthed a baby with stumps at the elbow joint instead of fully developed arms.
Baby's name: Angel Trex (pronounced T-rex)
— Guard1an71 - Bobert.
Apparently, 'Robert' being shortened to 'Bob' didn't make sense to the mother, so now there's a 18 month old Bobert toddling around.
— FBX - njorah, the j is silent
— l_am_very_sMaRt - I do HR so I see a lot of names every day. The worst I've seen is Felanie.
— Henryfordrio - My friend once told me she wanted to name her daughter Jaundice because she likes the way it sounds...
— BigdreamsLittlelife - I always love this question...Aphrodite ain't just a username, but then again I don't think it's too "dumb" compared to other things
I've met a Debris, Mahogany, Zikourious, and Vaylee.
— Aphrodite1997 - There was a kid in my 3rd grade class who's name was Harry Butts. Dude was a legend.
— ElTacoWolf - Adolf Hitler. There were news stories when the grocery store wouldn't make a birthday cake with his name on it. His sisters are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie.
— ugottahvbluhair - French guy here. I guess the worst name I've ever heard is "Clitorine" (girl's name).
— Tom-m-20 - Met a guy named Gordon Gordon Gordon. Yes, first middle and last names all 'Gordon'.
— jlaux - Joey JoJo Jr Shabadoo
— unicornsodapants