What is your best pick up line(s)?

1. Hold out your hand and say "will you hold this while I take a walk"
   — Puddin100


2. Hey, do you want to come back to my place and watch some porn on my 60 inch flatscreen mirror?
   — Greenie_In_A_Bottle


3. My friend often uses "I saw you couple of times tonight, and I knew I couldn't leave without atleast introducing myself and asking for your number." And it works.
   — possum-power






4. Girl are you an appendix cause I got a feeling in my stomach that makes me wanna take you out.
   — Celdamaged


5. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? (This is the only line I've used that ever actually worked.)
   — AlanMercer


6. nice shoes, they yours? (pause for response) both of them?
   — popcansodawater






7. Friend and I walk into stationery store. Friend buys one pencil. Goes to the cutest cashier and pays. Waits for the bill, turns to her and says: "So are you going to write down your number or did I buy this pencil for nothing?" He walked out with her number.
   — mrmdc


8. Pardon me but I seem to have misplaced my Congressional medal of Honor around here, have you seen it?
   — EatingKidsDaily


9. Have we met before? Leads to all sorts of conversations. If they say flat out no you should insist and say you think you met in prison.
   — Argieboi






10. You're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need
    — Reiycecake


11. There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
    — T55X


12. Let's just have sex so we can get on with our lives.
    — McClean_Stevenson