You have 50 years and unlimited resources to completely drain the Atlantic ocean or the Earth will explode. How do you do it?

1. With unlimited resources, I would arrange to have the Atlantic Ocean and the Dead Sea's names switched in every record that has ever been written. Then I would drain the new Atlantic Ocean. Crisis averted.
   — sanguiniuswept


2. Build a new earth with unlimited resources easy
   — sjdr92


3. Redirect a large asteroid to hit the mid-Atlantic fault, cracking the Earth in two and evaporating the ocean into space. Easy!
   — meat_popsicle13






4. Can't be done. I spend 50 years and unlimited resources throwing the craziest party Earth has ever seen.
   — Judge_Bredd2


5. Good thing the oceans are separated by impregnable walls that won't allow the water to spill back into the Atlantic when we're done draining it.
   — MaYaCaCtUs


6. Give it to California. Good as gone.
   — GhostBluster






7. Better buy one of those crazy straws and start drinking.
   — [deleted]


8. Ask the netharlands if they want more land
   — rymaster101


9. Just pull the plug at the bottom and let it drain. It shouldn't take more than 6 months, 8 months tops. There will be a few lakes left but that's cool.
   — SeriouslyOranged






10. Draining the atlantic would kill us all anyway, so I'd rather just use my unlimited resources to get us to mars.
    — Marcusaralius76