If life was a video game, what would the loading screen tips be?

1. "Money can be exchanged for goods and services"
   — Sharper133


2. "Always shower with the curtain on the inside"
   — Mightyhaslan


3. "You've been playing a while. You can press the home button to take a little break"
   — wack_daniels






4. This world adapts to the choices you make. The story is tailored by how you live.
   — MellowDefenestration


5. Don't stand in lava
   — shrimpson


6. Don't eat yellow snow.
   — hurdur1






7. Become friends with someone, and they may allow you to take items from their home.
   — Gear_


8. Committing crimes is likely to cause authorities to pursue you. Attempting to evade them will usually increase your bounty.
   — warpsicle


9. Ajit has internet, if you have coin.
   — GrimSinisism






10. If you're having trouble doing something, continue attempting it until your skill level improves. Do *not* waste time doing easier activities. This *will not* result in an overall increase in skill level.
    — Stolypin26


11. "Remember - You can do nothing wrong and still lose to RNG."
    — Zediac


12. Warning: Killing NPCs might get you arressted.
    — Shady-Trees