What's the douchiest thing you've ever seen someone do in public?

1. I saw a 90 year old lady shove a 5 year old out of the way and onto the ground just to get a free sample at Costco (it was a fucking chicken nugget sample btw)
   — diarrheahallucinate


2. I saw a man yelling at his wife because she forgot to remind him to style his hair.
   — BTC_CoachCody


3. Years ago I won tickets to the VMAs at Radio City Music Hall. (The seats were literally against the back on one of the mezzanine levels). They kept the doors shut except for during commercial break, so every break was a dash to the bars. My date and I went out at one point to the crappy little cash bar they had for us and while waiting for our drinks I looked over the railing into the main lobby and started Celeb watching. As near as I could tell it was a cash bar down there, too. I saw lots of stars ordering a drink, handing over cash and stuffing the change into the tip jar. My date and I took to judging celebs based on what they ordered and how they tipped. There were 3 bars in the main lobby. 2 smaller ones with only 2 people serving, and a larger one with (I think) 4 Bartenders and a helper/bar back. This larger one was almost directly beneath us, so it was easiest to see the cash changing hands. We started going out every break just to say we saw such-and-such. Anyway, at one point this massive body of people appears and starts moving together through the crowd to the large bar. Guys who looks like body guards start tapping people who were waiting for drinks on the shoulder and directing them to other smaller bars. Eventually we realized it was Sean "Puffy" Combs' entourage as he stepped up to the bar. His entourage is in a semi circle around him blocking the entire bar. Anyone who got close got stopped. So Puffy orders his drink and the one bartender starts to bang it out while the others just stand there, unable to help anyone else. While he's making it Puffy stops the guy, waving his hand and shaking his head and points (I presume to a different label). Guy dumps the drink and makes it again, noticeably slower, Puffy watching closely the whole time until he hands it over. Takes a sip, shakes his head and hands it back. He's pointing between the drink and the bottles and god knows what he's saying but it looked condescending as hell from 30 feet up. Guy makes it a third time, hands it over. Puffy takes a sip and turns his back to the bar and leans on it. No nod, no thanks, nothing. Puffy sees one of the people his guards are turning away and approves him breaking the perimeter. They talk a bit... still blocking the entire bar. They issued some kind of a "get back to your seat" warning and his entourage forms up around him again and walk away. TL;DR -- Puff Daddy blocked the largest bar with the most bartenders at the VMAs. Had the guy make his drink 3 times. Never paid, never tipped.
   — Malacon






4. Saw a guy run up to a beggar and kicked his cup of change with full force, then laughed and ran away
   — BlooShooes


5. My first job was retail. Unfortunately I had to fill in for the guy who missed his shift in the shoe department. I was cleaning up someone's mess when I overheard a couple getting into an argument. She was upset at him for tossing the shoes she had tried on into a pile. His gestured at me and responded "Well, that's what *they* get paid for." He then proceeded to kick the pile of shoes across the aisle. She stormed off and he chased after her . Then I started to clean up the ridiculous mess he'd made.
   — BittersweetDrip


6. My (ex)manager once yelled at a few kids for leaving their bikes leaning against the front wall of the store because apparently it'd damage the brick wall.... He then called them a "bunch of little cunts" quite loudly in front of 5+ staff members and the 15+ lined up customers (VERY busy fast food place). One staff member called him out and was like "hey, that's not okay" and he just said "your shifts over, go home." So yeah, that was pretty douchey.
   — SoulSweatAndLies






7. Some guy at ministry of sound. All night he'd been getting more and more drunk, started picking at his gf, how she was dressed like a slut etc etc. Outside in the smoking area she says she wants to go home, clearly wanting to get them both away, hopefully calm him down. Now this girl was tiny, I mean can't have been taller than 5ft, UK dress size a 6 max. This fucking animal grabs her by her throat and picks her up, screaming in her face. Never seen bouncers react so fast, never seen such a well deserved arse kicking.
   — cynical-mage


8. Small, crowded airport lounge in Dubai, 40 minute break between 15 hour and 6 hour flights, lots of people, not enough benches. Literally children lying/sitting on the floor and this dude lies across four seats to sleep and, to top it all off, puts his bags on the seat by his head, making his douchiness spread across a grand total of five seats.
   — toomanyeels


9. I saw a guy forcefully pull an old lady out of "his" chair, because she sat there while he was taking a piss. Luckily his mates didn't back him up and helped the lady.
   — MrChilliBean






10. When I used to take the subway in Boston every day for work I once saw an old woman yell at a little girl (she was maybe 11 or 12) for several stops because the little girl's service dog was too close to the old woman. The dog was laying down under the little girl's seat calmly waiting. The little girl was mortified, she was riding alone and didn't know what to say or do. Say what you will about Bostonians, but the rest of the car came to the little girl's defense and the old woman left in a huff.
    — godbois


11. Every graduation class in my hometown organises a big party in a given year. My graduation class celebrated in a park. There is a huge medieval tower in the center of this park. One guest threw multiple bottles of beer into the masses. Multiple people were hurt and the ambulance had to be called. No youth group was allowed to celebrate in this park another time. They always had to do so in an indoor area with security in front.
    — regdayrf2


12. Saw a girl breakup with her boyfriend right after handing her a ticket he bought so they could both go to Lollapalooza.
    — nik15






13. My husband flies for work all the time and people on the planes drive him crazy. The worst is people behind you that take off their shoes and rest their feet right next to your face.
    — sonotahipster89