You get to choose a skill at which you will be best at. But instead of you getting better, everyone else just gets worse. What skill do you choose?

1. Lying. I can get away with more while everyone else basically has to tell the truth all the time
   — orange_blanket


2. Terrorism, I just sit in my house and watch youtube all day. What the fuck could they do now?
   — AltNixon


3. Running, now I’m the fastest man in the world. Suck it Bolt
   — Yeezus_aint_jesus






4. Being depressed. Now everyone will be happy!
   — Cookie0927


5. Literally anything except driving
   — Heerzyer


6. Dating, considering how bad I am, the rest of the world is going to be very interesting
   — Rangah_p






7. Interviewing for jobs
   — Rhobaz


8. Eating cereal. I eat like a normal person while I watch others go mad trying to eat it. It’s also random enough that people wouldn’t understand what the problem is. Eating soup? That’s easy. Oatmeal? Sure! But you pour cornflakes into a bowl and people start losing their goddamn minds.
   — JazzySpinalFusion