If skills were sexually-transmitted, who would you screw and for what skill?

1. Follow up question - would it still be socially frowned upon to sleep your way to the top? Or would that be considered excellent work ethic?
   — HannahBananaHammock


2. A prostitute. For all of them.
   — techniforus


3. Better question: what would school be like?
   — BucolicUrbanite






4. Sidenote: Seems like a lot of guys would accidentally end up much better at blowjobs than they want to be.
   — GARBLED_COMM


5. I'd fuck a cow so I'd be able to make my own cheese
   — MACKSBEE


6. John Cena. I've always thought it would be cool to be invisible.
   — kitjen