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Imagine children were not named until they were 10 years old, and they got to choose their own name. What name would your ten year old self have chosen?


  1. Optimus Prime
    — PGMG17

  2. Fucking *Kevin*
    — AVRGMXXNY

  3. Shadow McBadass or something, probably.
    — namesaremptynoise



  4. Something like Shadow or Zero probably
    — zerodecoole

  5. Jessica. I thought Jessicas were confident and capable and had good hair. Since naming myself Jessica was not an option, I gave a tree that name. Actually, I should check in and see how Jessica is holding up.
    — Janigiraffey

  6. Probably Ace or something just as stupid
    — TexanCoyote1



  7. Spongeboob
    — TwiggyTits

  8. Raven probably. Was a huge Teen Titans fan.
    — NobodyVII

  9. Son would name himself Wrench Daughter turns 10 next week, I'll ask her then.
    — Soulfly37



  10. Donatello "The Snake" Sixx
    — Ted_Denslow

  11. Trundle. It was one of my favourite noises when I was a child. Tbh, if I could change all my handles to Trundle, I would.
    — cripple2493

  12. Me - Carl Johnson My Brother - Xx-FaZeOneShOt-xX
    — English-Lion



  13. Goku.
    — Jay985

  14. Something ultra-Irish like Padraig or Conchobar or Eoghan.
    — Zer0Summoner

  15. Batman
    — pmme_your_ladybits



  16. Hunter2, same as my password
    — Lovebot_AI