what's the WORST thing you could hear from the doc right before going under for a surgery?

1. “Oh shit.” Say what you will, knowing what’s wrong is more comforting than mystery.
   — Junko__Enoshima


2. “Dude I haven’t done one of these in like 20 years”
   — ayomight


3. "I think the acid is starting to kick in"
   — Keto-420






4. I hope this goes better than last time.
   — ImaginaryImagery


5. Which leg was it again?
   — TreeHugChamp


6. "I always wanted to try this."
   — howardsgirlfriend






7. Pull up that YouTube how to again...
   — arkdude


8. "Hello my name is Dr Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
   — barak500


9. "So you slept with my wife"
   — Kenji34






10. Wish me luck.
    — geneellis


11. Do you have the cooler for his kidneys
    — phantomupload


12. "Oh shit, I missed a decimal place" - the anesthetist
    — emilydm






13. "Fifty bucks says I can do this blindfolded. Any takers?"
    — RandomGuyWithStick


14. Literally had this conversation with my surgeon that was giving me the anaesthesia... *inserts needle in my hand with white liquid* Me: What’s that? Doc: You know that drug Michael Jackson OD’d on? This is it! Me: Oh... cool... Edit: a word
    — Fletch731


15. My anesthesiologist forgot to give me the sleepy juice as they rolled me back to remove my tonsils. The doctor was prepping for surgery, and the assistants were helping me onto the operating table, which I was told I wouldn't remember doing. I realize they think I'm out of it so I say, "Uhh guys, I'm fully aware here..." The anesthesiologist goes "Oh crap!" And injects this fluid into my IV at lightning speed, which burned like lava. I yelled out in pain, and immediately black out. If I hadn't been 15, I would have made a stink about it. If I hadn't said anything....
    — ksperry






16. “ hi everybody”
    — Kingtripz