You have just finished making a computer virus that has infected all connected computers around the world. What do you make your virus do?

1. Have it count down from 24hrs on every computer simultaneously. Then watch the panic and chaos ensue.
   — SamanthasBlondeLover


2. The mouse cursor is now set up that it always looks half an inch away from what it shows it's hovering over. The direction changes on the hour.
   — ConneryFTW


3. Every program is now Launch On Startup. Enjoy.
   — ImBruceWillis






4. It turns your computer into a "movie hacker" computer. Everything is in 72 pt font. Every time you press a key, it makes a noise. And your monitor becomes as bright as a film projector.
   — captainmagictrousers


5. Transfer a tiny amount of funds from every online transaction (1 penny is sufficient) into an account of my choosing.
   — GrizzBIA


6. Lock every computer until they pay for winrar
   — juicyhashbrowns






7. Provide a firewall for keeping out any other viruses
   — NumerousInvestment


8. It would claim to detect and quarantine malware and would be impossible to remove. I'd call it McAfee.
   — Syntaximus


9. It ejects the CD tray, but hilariously claims to provide "complimentary cup holder."
   — soomuchcoffee






10. Give me a bath.
    — DemonPoo