What is the worst thing to do on a first date?

1. Browse through dating apps on your phone throughout the date.
   — lumpthefoff


2. Girl : the weather is nice Me : thanks
   — dX_iwanttodie


3. I farted on her porch and her mom laughed so hard she called her sister to come over to meet me.
   — bob-leblaw






4. Forgot her name.
   — Ksabellaason


5. Keep bringing up your ex. It makes you seem like you’re not over it, and not ready to move on.
   — Chewbeckahh


6. I read somewhere that this guy put his hand on the girls belly and said, "*Soon this will be plump with my seed*."
   — chubbum_puppums






7. Only talk about yourself. You have to listen and ask questions about the other person's life and they should reciprocate that to you. Also, going on your phone.
   — aj0220


8. Sit down at the table and order food without checking to see if your date is waiting outside for you.
   — mimikyu13


9. Go to an "all you can eat" buffet and stuff yourself to the point where you can barely function afterwards.
   — Back2Bach






10. “I love you”
    — wakaranaiever12


11. Tell her you’re going to have to leave a bit early because it’s your anniversary.
    — poopiepuppy


12. Propose
    — anonymousfemaledog