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What non-sex related things did you learn by watching porn?


  1. That no body of water is safe without a life guard.
    — Shuazing

  2. How to install a VPN. I used to live in a country where porn was often blocked. I also learned reddit was a great source of porn.
    — LittleRedLamps

  3. Not everyone can act
    — BigMike31101



  4. Not really porn but I somehow stumbled across videos of girls teaching calculus while undressing.
    — DidYouJustFartAgain

  5. How to torrent regular movies. I torrented porn before I realized I could torrent movies, software, games, and music as well. Just kidding, I don't torrent.
    — spacejockey8

  6. That whores will steal lemons from your tree.
    — KennyPowers55420



  7. the cable never gets fixed.
    — plind24

  8. People's buttholes are naturally darker compared to their skin.
    — ladylana333

  9. How to put a bra on easily with short arms.
    — Invalidgreen



  10. Lighting is everything
    — TEDHARDYLEEN

  11. Friends come in all shapes and sizes
    — holbrook2

  12. My lemons aren't safe
    — oxy-mo



  13. How to cook lasagna
    — -Pizza_Party-