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Former virgins of Reddit, how was your first time?
- Not too bad. The highlight was that my stomach growled and he stopped and asked if I wanted to get lunch, got lunch, and then resumed. Satisfied both needs in one.
— xxAstoria
- I was too nervous and anxious to keep it hard long enough for insertion. Scene looked like a time lapse of a wilting plant.
She was kind and patient though. A few minutes later and some more heavy petting I was ready to disappoint her properly. And boy did I!
— JudgmentSquid
- I lost my virginity to my first girlfriend in high school while we were listening to a Weird Al album.
The song that was playing at the point of insertion was "Germs."
It was awkward and uncomfortable and made me associate Weird Al (goddamn **Weird Al**, of all things!) with sex for years after that.
I regularly regret past me's decisions.
— Dronizian
- Nice. Of course not great, we were both virgins, and 16. But it was really sweet, the guy was a bit clumsy but gentle, and we both had pleasure (even if very far from an orgasm). We nervously laughed a lot too.
it's a good memory, in the end.
— shrekine
- Sloppy, wet, sweaty and messy but we were both virgins and learnt a lot for next time.
Second time around was much better.
— LawdThon
- It sucked.
It was an early release day. I was 16 and I had my own car. My former SO and I planned this day as it would be our 1 year anniversary. We brought blankets, he brought a condom, I wore a dress for easy access despite it being about 30 degrees out there. I’m cringing just typing this. I also thought it’d be funny to wear Batman undies since he like comics and things of that sort. Oh boy.
I parked my car in a secluded spot by my school and we sat in the back of my small 1998 Honda Accord. I reversed parked it so we could see any oncoming cars entering the parking lot. At this point it was rainy and and foggy out there. We secured the blankets, covering the windows should anyone look in, and I took down whatever chain hung around my rear view mirror so no one would recognize the car. A lot of thought went into this day.
So there we are, sitting in the backseat, watching Bob’s Burgers on my phone because nothing says romantic like cartoons. I don’t know if I want to keep typing. Well we awkwardly start making and I put my hand on his groin. And he’s unzipping my dress. We go down on each other. His balls smelled, and they smelled bad. So I put the condom on for him and sit on his lap. Mind you he’s a big guy and we’re in a tiny car. So my head is tilted against the roof of the car and I’m awkwardly trying to position myself. Again, he’s a big guy so I can’t really get my knees on either side of me. It hurts, but we keep going. After trying different positions and failing, he finishes and I’m bleeding.
At this point, the car is fogged up from the inside and it’s still pouring. I put my undies and bra back on, we take down the blankets, and he cleans up. As I’m exiting the backseat to get to the drivers seat, this random guy on a bike passes in front of my car and we make awkward eye contact. I take my SO home and head to the library to volunteer because I’m a good girl.
We still laugh about it to this day and I still have the undies I lost my v-card in. I hope you guys feel as awkward as I did writing this. You’re welcome.
TL;DR awkwardly lost v-card in back seat of car whilst watching bob’s burger
— catchthesenuts
- I was 14 and she was 15. Had my house to ourselves. We’ve dated for about a year at this point and decided the timing was finally right. We had the movie, “The Collector” on tv. Things got heated as we were making out and she said she was ready to go all the way. Boy was I excited. Only problem was I was terrified of going raw thinking I’d get her pregnant from pre cum or not pulling out quick enough. I also had no protection and for some reason thought you had to be 18 to buy it. So I did what any 14 year old horny boy would do. Took a rubber glove, rubber banded that thing on and took her to pleasure town for about 3-5 minutes. Afterwards she cried because she thought her first time would be more special. Me being selfish never thought that hey, maybe taking a girls virginity with one of your moms nurses latex gloves isn’t very romantic. It all worked out in the end, we continued dating for about and 2 1/2 years and got a hell of a lot better than our first. Friends love this story so figured I’d share...sincerely, The Rubber Band Man.
— AdolfClitler69
- Backstory: Me, my best friend (we will call him Chris), and my at the time girlfriend where at his house watching movies since his parents didn't give a fuck what they heard. Someone could be screaming bloody murder and they wouldn't so much as flinch.
Story: My girlfriend and I where sitting on the couch next to Chris, watching the collector. 45 minutes into the movie she snuggles up to me. My 14 year old brain was like "fuck yeah hot bitch to my left and watching a movie could life get any better?".
After a while she started squirming and I thought she was uncomfortable, so I started massaging her back (who said chivalries dead), found put she wasn't wearing a bra. So like the good fellow I was, I massaged her titlits.
Keep in mind it's pitch black and Chris couldn't see a thing. After 5 minutes of this I turned to Chris and asked him if he could leave the room for a couple of minutes, he kinda just looked at me and gave me the biggest shit eating grin two 14 year olds could give each other.
Long story short I put it in her butt by accident, she screamed and I jerked off when I got home.
— KozakGD
- Oh Jesus... Both myself and girl were first timers at 16 and 17. I was 17.
We didn't have a condom so we used saran wrap... I'm not kidding.
That girl ended up stalking my future girlfriends for the next 3 years until she was put into an asylum (for unrelated reasons).
Edit: never thought I'd actually admit this happened to me. Not even using a throw away account.
— Squeezitgirdle
- Awkward but humorous. Both of us were virgins so neither of us knew what we were doing. We just kind of decided to try a bunch of different positions since we were already fucking anyway so it was more of a "Let's see what [blank] feels like" type of thing. I (the guy) actually managed to last a whopping 10 minutes which is pretty long given I had never even had a first kiss up until 2 weeks prior to the pipe laying. It was all very light hearted and goofy. We didn't take it seriously, neither of us tried to be sexy or passionate and we just had an awkwardly fun time all around.
— Merry_Dankmas
- Tbh it sucked lol
I was 15, his parents weren't home and my parents were on the way to pick me up - so we didn't have a lot of time. It was kind of like you take your clothes off and I'll take mine off - let's do it. Don't remember how long it lasted, but I do remember having to eat dinner out with my parents afterwards and feeling super awkward.
Fast forward 10 years, I'm married to him and sex is awesome. We learned how to get better at it together and each time we improved, just took a little time to figure it out.
Edit: 8 years to 10. Can't math for shit...
— micheliz
- I wasn't very turned on, so the guy didn't "get it in" very far. Eventually we stopped trying and I jokingly said "well at least we are not virgins anymore!"
The guy agreed that I wasn't a virgin anymore, but said that he still was bc he didn't get it all the way in....
And then we dated for another year ugh lol
— objectivelyoriented