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What's your best passive aggressive "compliment"?
- “At least you tried...” in a soft voice.
— SouthSouthLondon
- I admire your confidence.
— mouth_full_of_weenie
- My mother had been complaining about the fact that she didn't have any recent pictures of me a couple of years ago, so I finally gave in and got her one. It was me at a wedding where I'd really put the effort in -- dress, makeup, heels, the whole business -- and she took one look at it, took a look back up at me and said, 'Oh, what a lovely frame!'
Thanks, Mum. I couldn't even be mad at her. It was just *savage*.
— Portarossa
- “I love how you just wear anything”
— PopeliusJones
- You look great for (insert almost anything here such as "someone who just had a baby").
— likelysmarterthanyou
- You did a lot better than any of us thought you would!
— Spire-hawk
- I don't care what other people say about you, I think you are alright
— linkrules2
- A guy asked me how old I thought he was:
"25 to 40, depending on the light."
I thought he was late 30's. He was 25.
— ThatDandyFox
- I really like you, you remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
— Drews232
- When you wear a bikini and people call you "brave".
— CockFondler
- “Wow! You’re a morning person? That’s sooo funny. Usually when I think of morning people I think of people who are suuuper successful.”
— Conceptizual
- You worked really hard to get that done, didn’t you?
I mean I say this like 100 times a day to my 4yo students but if I said it to an adult I feel like that would be pretty rude lol
— SchoolOfTheWolf93
- Well aren't you right at the top of the bell curve!
— xandrenia
- A famous musician from Texas (Johnny Gimble, played fiddle with Bob Wills, Willie, George Strait, all the greats) had a bunch of good ones that are still being used between us musicians today. "I like what you tried to play there." "It was a pressure playing against you!" I wish I could think of more but they were all funny. RIP Johnny
— SuperGuitar