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What is something you could say both at dinner and during sex?
- "You've got a little bit of it on your face"
— throwaway0000001090
- My ass is going to burn later
— archbido
- Very nice, honey, but I still prefer Five Guys.
— BreakAtmo
- Wow, that's saltier than I expected.
— yonderposerbreaks
- "If you keep looking at your phone I might as well just not be here..."
— supperfield
- I hope you don't mind but my roommate is going to join us tonight.
— middleagenotdead
- "It's good, but it isn't as good as your mom's."
— vodka_philosophy
- "Honey, do you mind switching spots with your sister? "
— Happy_Dixie
- Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold anonymous redditor!
— 405OkieJoe
- Whoever finishes last cleans up the mess
— tippetonitone
- Careful, don't choke.
— Chrisdogtn
- My ex used to come here a lot
— croutonianemperor
- "You expect me to eat this?"
— filthysick
- Why such a small tip?
— cbrider8
- “I feel so full”
— humboldt77