Reddit, what's your favourite, most challenging "would you rather"?

1. Would you rather sweat honey or peanut butter.
   — VodkaSoakedTaffy


2. Aside from the sex based ones; Would you rather have sandpaper for toilet paper or hot sauce for eye drops? *Kicker; your situation means you use eye drops daily Edit: There is no smooth side on the sandpaper. Both sides are Grade A Coarse.
   — thekingoftherodeo


3. Would you rather have penis sized nipples or a nipple sized penis
   — choadspanker






4. Would you rather pick this one or that one?
   — ScizorSci


5. Would you rather know how you died or when you died
   — supahaesthetic


6. Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday or join in once to stop it.
   — Darkonia






7. Would you rather have sex with a goat but no one knows/finds out OR not have sex with a goat, but everyne thinks you have.
   — tayyy21