What is your go to "Dad" joke?

1. What's the most important part of any joke? (Wait an awkward amount of time) ...timing
   — messthebeast


2. When does a joke become a Dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
   — FuckingPrawns


3. A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
   — BradC






4. Grandad at my Grandma's funeral Family friend: Are you alright? Grandad: No, I'm half left. It's his favourite joke, never misses a beat
   — Joyce_Williams


5. What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi!
   — Vileoss


6. *Puts car in reverse* "Man, this really takes me back"
   — EngineerTheArtist






7. This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
   — BoredMormon


8. "I'm thirsty." "Hi, 'Thirsty', I'm 'Friday'. Come over Saturday and we'll have a sundae."
   — BradC


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   — [deleted]






10. "Dad, I'm going to the 50 Cent concert!" "I'll give you a dollar if you take your sister as well!"
    — Justeffinaround


11. If I give you my best dad joke, will you give it back?
    — Sorcatarius


12. Where did the military general keep his armies? In his sleevies
    — ujjujju






13. What rock group has four guys that can't sing? Mount Rushmore
    — FudgeInsider


14. Hey guys...I have something to tell you...I'm gay.. *Dad starts straining and turning red* Mom: Honey, no!!! Please dont do this!!!! Dad: **HI GAY, I'M DAD!!!!!**
    — bubblegum_punk


15. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 it takes ten tickles.
    — undeniablybuddha






16. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
    — StrangeTip


17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshhhhh
    — Slothkins