What are some subtle ways to fuck with people?

1. My friend was suppose to come with me to meet someone who had found my watch, but he bailed on me. A while ago he left his spare key in my car and he has forgotten about it. Every once in a while I'll drive by his apartment complex late at night and if there is an open spot next to his car, I'll move it over a space.
   — Jewbydo


2. If you're both sitting down and talking, lean forwards for a few minutes and then backwards and they'll follow you. It's something you can't unsee
   — blzic


3. Whenever I see an iPhone laying around I love to pick it up and say, “Hey Siri, set an alarm for 3:00am.”
   — Pasalacqua87






4. My favorite was always to take a screenshot of their desktop, then set that image as their desktop background. Then you make it so their icons are no longer on the desktop. So their desktop looks exactly like it did before, but nothing works when they click on it.
   — the_man_in_the_box


5. Thank people for their patience after they've been unreasonably rude.
   — BustedMine2SaveYours


6. Ask "How was your weekend?" on a Wednesday
   — ScarletKiwi






7. I like to make small spelling mistakes in my sentences.
   — 0w1


8. When you need to thank someone, say "Jizz" instead of "Cheers".
   — Biscuitman82


9. If you are at a stoplight with your window down, gesture to the car next to you to roll down their window. If they roll their window down, roll yours up and just carry on.
   — CelticHazelnut






10. Whenever you're speaking to somebody who is dominating the conversation, focus on their chin or ear. Look slightly concerned. Every so often flick back to their eyes, but then always make your way back to the one thing. Watch them get increasingly more uncomfortable then eventually just leave.
    — idontfvckaround