You are now married to the last person you googled. What is life like?

1. Okay, I think I drew the short straw. Last person I googled? The toy box killer. No thanks, I don't even want to think about that.
   — Pfroompf


2. Adam Driver. Pretty sure that makes me a Skywalker.
   — dominickster


3. "Pink toad lady from harry potter" I was drunk and couldn't remember Umbridges name. Life's gonna be hell I guess
   — LottieBolt






4. Kate Upton. I'm not a lesbian, but I can learn.
   — gnafxb


5. Princess Diana ... so i guess life would be the same
   — Lauie22


6. I‘m now married to gordon ramsay. Lucky me.
   — Gr0ode






7. I don't know how Todd Howard is exactly...
   — EkkoBandit


8. Grimace from mcdonaldland. OH FUCK
   — warrior457


9. I just googled Charlotte Casiraghi (who is a female billionaire) to see how much she was worth so I think I'm doing pretty good.
   — nocontroll






10. My family doctor, apparently. I needed the office number. Um... I guess I have an older, angry looking, indian husband whose pissed off at my weight and lack of vagina. But he's a doctor, so I imagine the house is nice.
    — 6FootDwarf


11. Woody Guthrie died before I was born so I'm a sad, sad widow.
    — Campire


12. Damnit..... *sigh* .... Jack Black.
    — 9mmBreath-Mint






13. Sasha Grey... well I guess I am a lesbian now.
    — yung_iago


14. Bittersweet. "putin daughters".
    — usirivc