What’s the weirdest thing someone has done to you during sex ?

1. She asked me to call her a different name - which on the surface isn't that weird. But turns out it was her older sister's name. So. There's that.
   — PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOBZ


2. She stopped me mid fuck to answer a FaceTime call from her mom.
   — Runs_towards_fire


3. My SO at the time didnt like to swallow and usually would go to the bathroom and spit it out. This one time after giving me a bj on the couch things didn't go quite as planned. I forget exactly what happened that was funny but she started to laugh with her mouth closed and I watched my thick ejaculate come out of both nostrils and just kind of hang there. We both laughed about that for years to come.
   — exstaticj






4. A gf found out my ex before her was a black girl, not a big deal in any way but she was kind of freaking out because she assumed the black girl was better in bed (spoiler alert she was, I loved my gf and sex doesn’t matter enough to me to change a relationship but the ex definitely was insane in bed). So anyway one night we start going at it and I’ve got her doggy and she turns her head and starts moaning “you like that black pussy baby, fuck that black pussy!” Yup, my white girlfriend was saying this. I never responded to it and after we both finished we had a talk about it lol.
   — PM_ME_NAUGHTIEST_PIC


5. I had a guy wave at my while I was giving him a beej once. It was adorable. Another time we managed to pull off the elusive simultaneous orgasm. He giggled and said "we're basically married, now" I love him.
   — PrimadonnaGril


6. Was going at it with my gf. She was on her back and I held her legs so her feet was in the air. She then put her feet in my face and said "feet" and she bursted out in laughter for the rest of the act. I just kept going like it didn't happen kinda liked her laughing while we were doing it though.
   — m19dk






7. She liked to bite like REALLY hard It was great
   — Hello_There_____


8. I had my boyfriend of two years think it would be funny to put the chapstick laying next to him in my butthole while we were 69-ing, i didn't even realize until he started laughing because i thought it was his finger :-///
   — Mabraymenielle


9. Not *the* weirdest, but *a* weird one; he wanted a blow job and I wasn't in the mood, so covered my back with a cloth, drew a face on my ass and fucked me from behind so he could get the blowjob he wanted.
   — Inappropriate_Jo






10. Called me another name. It was the name of his friend's 12 year old daughter. He was fantasizing about her.
    — LadyLomia


11. I was hanging out with this guy at his sisters house while she was away on vacation. He led me to the guest room where things started getting kind of hot and heavy. I was a virgin at the time but into it and wanted to have sex, thinking the fact that he was older meant he’d be “more experienced” than guys my own age (I was 16, he was 20), so I had some expectations. As many as a virgin could have, at least. The clothes came off and he ended up working his way down my body and I started feeling nervous an insecure about the idea of someone going down on me. All of that disappeared and was replaced with pure confusion very quickly. This man got between my legs and instead of putting his face in my nether regions, began to vigorously press his chest against my vagina, rubbing it against my lady bits in an upwards motion. He had an incredibly airy chest so the friction was more painful than arousing. Imagine a cat pressing its body against you demanding pets, except a grown man super “seductively” using his hairy chest as a stimulating gesture on my vagina. I thought maybe he’d stop after a couple upward motions but no, this went on for a good 3 minutes, with brief intervals of him asking me “yeah you like that? Are you going to cum”. Unfortunately I felt like a hairy ginger cat was rubbing up against my vag, so no, I was not going to cum. The rest of the sexual experience was pretty much downhill from there.
    — Carebearkiller15


12. During? Not a whole lot. After? Told me she likes fucking dogs and wishes she had a hot brother to bang. A few things made more sense after that. And another one. Same chick actually, before that happened. Going doggy on her bed..I slipped out mid thrust and slammed back in. Yeah, my dick bent in half and made an audible pop. There was blood.
    — Bigbananajoe