What joke becomes funnier when you explain it?

1. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Fancy a drink?" and the horse says "I think not" and disappears.
   — bonkava


2. How long is a Chinese name.
   — Donnakebabmeat


3. I'd tell you, but I haven't found a way to explain it without being condescending. Condescending means "to talk down to."
   — zane314






4. "Guess what" "What?" "Good Guess" Get it?
   — pickled-manatee_


5. Whenever someone says “hey” to me I always ask “What do gay horses eat?” Person responds with “Hayyyy” when the real answer is “horse dick”
   — Denneysports94


6. OP should have put a serious tag on it to confuse mods.
   — SandorClegane_AMA






7. The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side. It's a suicide joke.
   — jeff_the_nurse


8. What's the integral of 1/cabin. It's a houseboat!
   — IllIIIlIlIlIIllIlI


9. Probably won't come across well in text, but it works in person. "Almost had a threesome yesterday, just needed two more people." Pause. Lean in real close and whisper, "That's a joke about masturbating."
   — CBryce






10. Why is a joke like a frog? If you dissect it, it dies! See? Cuz like, if you take a frog, and you try to dissect it, you end up cutting it open and it ends up dying, and in, like, the same way, if you take a joke and you try to like explain it too much, it kind of isn't really funny anymore and it just dies. Like the frog. Which if you dissect it.....
    — hannahstohelit