Teachers of Reddit, what juicy drama is going on with your students at the moment?

1. Well, Anna and Ingrid are best friends. Ingrid is dating Mike. Anna is totally in love with Mike, but is dating his best friend Aaron in order to be able to hang out with Mike and Ingrid without being a third wheel. Aaron is gay and totally in love with Mike as well. Mike got a tattoo that says: "Too be or not too be" Ingrid wants his babies.
   — Penya23


2. One of my students’ ‘friends’ is working as a ‘part time girl friend’... My understanding is that she’s trying to recruit other girls. Fortunately, my student has been smart enough to break ties and report what the other girl is doing...
   — malak_oz


3. I suspect one of my AP students is crushing *hrrrd* on one of my intro students, but they're both introverted and a bit shy so I don't think he's picking up on her signals.
   — sandscript






4. Apparently the girl that cuts my class all the time is having anal sex with her boyfriend under the stairwell. Good times.
   — DraftyElectrolyte


5. Middle school girls. Good lord. Every day it’s something different. But they never forget what that one girl told them years ago.
   — bp1108


6. Boy outperformed Girl and Third Wheel on science exam. Girl was upset to fail exam, then got more upset that Boy was excited about doing well and not upset that she failed. When Boy realizes Girl was mad at him, Boy got mad and accused Girl of trying to ruin his success. At some point, Girl told Boy that he could go find a new girlfriend if he’s so fine with her failing. Third Wheel is straight up mortified.
   — RosaPalms






7. One of my girls in my hugh stress block had become ostracized by the other girls. Also they created an instagram of me. I need to find a way to delete it.
   — Sevenhart


8. I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The two were seen canoodling at Chris Eisel's Halloween party, and they've been inseparable ever since.
   — A-HuangSteakSauce


9. One of the boys gave a girl in another class a nice gift for Valentine's Day and they supposedly went on a date today. They're planning to kiss next year when they get to second grade. Pretty heavy stuff.
   — 4lly89