if diseases were brands what would their businesses slogan or motto be?

1. Premature ejaculation: Better now than never
   — M-A212


2. Hypochondria : You Got This
   — OhTheHueManatee


3. Alopecia "Never have a bad hair day"
   — bill___brasky






4. Food Poisoning: Have it both ways.
   — PEACEMENDER


5. Munchausen by Proxy: We're in this together.
   — MC91909


6. Alzheimer’s- Hide Your Own Easter Eggs
   — 7palms






7. Polio - you'll never walk alone.
   — thedoctorisalmostin


8. Rabies "take a bite out of life".
   — AstroCornelius


9. Synesthesia - "Taste the Rainbow"
   — nolava006






10. Cancer – "Discover your personal growth"
    — SirDidymus


11. Addiction: "Bet you cant just have one"
    — Pizanch


12. Insomnia: Stay Woke
    — NiggasOutsideOfParis






13. Kleptomania - What's yours is mine.
    — tspielman


14. Parkinson's: because martinis are better shaken than stirred
    — bravobracus