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- My grandma used to tell me that if I drink something while peeing, I'll fuck my body up and pee nonstop for the rest of my life
— DashingPhonyRhodes
- College textbook industry
— KeepInMoyndDenny
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- Bulls can't see the color red as being different from any other bright color.
It does not enrage them. Rather, the aggressive posturing of the matador is what causes them to charge.
— Back2Bach
- Hard data caps on fiber/cable/dsl connections.
— cjromk
- Fake pockets on women's clothing but real pockets on babies' clothing. What do babies have to carry?
— ironcanopy
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- Lightning doesn't strike twice.
No, actually it tends to strike the same place repeatedly. Electricity is lazy, it will pick the easiest path every time.
— Oliverpaulsen
- "Convenience fees" for concert tickets - fuck you Ticketmaster...
— VictorBlimpmuscle
- Pretty much anything Gwyneth Paltrow slings on goop.com
— gbs5009
- Wedding cake. I called a bakery asking for a price for a wedding cake that feeds 60 people they told me those prices start at $400. I called back that same bakery and asked for a birthday cake, same number of tiers, that feeds 60 people and they said $80. What a scam.
— Droidspecialist297